Well so far 2012 has been off to an interesting start and I thought I would share some insights from this first week.
Life Lesson # 1: Speeding has consequences. If you speed you will get a ticket. Tickets cost money. A lot of money. Moral of the story: Drive the speed limit to save your dolla!
Life Lesson # 2: If you feel an overwhelming urge to paint your nails blue because you want to look like you just walked through a snow storm barefoot then keep the following in mind: blue nail polish stains. That's right folks, unless you put a clear base coat under your polish your nails will have a lovely blue tinge to them. Moral of the story: Pine Sol works better at removing this then nail polish remover or acetone. Warning: don't inhale too many fumes...unless you're into that kind of thing.
And last but not least....Life Lesson # 3: All my single ladies - put your hands up. Being unwed and child free while finishing your education does not mean you fail at life. WHAT?! You mean single people can be happy and content with living? I don't need to define myself through other people? The horror! (Not to say there is anything wrong with marriage and kids but don't demean people because their choice is not yours). Moral of the story: Don't settle. Ever. You are worth everything you are waiting for.
Stay tuned for more of 2012's Life Lessons....let the games begin!
Yes!!! First comment!! I like it! :)
ReplyDeleteAmen sister!!! I love #3 -- the fact of the matter is... being wed and with child = no finishing education. I would highly recommend the unwed and childless route. Love this... can't wait to read more!
ReplyDeleteFor the record one of my besties finished her degree while pregnant! I think it can be done but I think we need to respect people's own life decisions :) lol more life lessons soon!
ReplyDeletePreach it sista!!
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